Marine Binoculars

Funniest military joke?

There was a company of marines out training and the Commander noticed a glimmer over on a hilltop, so he got the binoculars out and looked over on the hill and saw one U.S Ranger flipping them off and yelling obscenities. So the Commander sent a squad of marines to attack the one Ranger. The Ranger saw the squad coming and dropped down behind the hill and for 5 minutes there were uniforms and dust flying all of the place. Then the Ranger jumped back up and started yelling and flipping them off again. Completely flabbergasted the Commander sent the entire company to attack. After an hour of fighting the Commanders radio man comes back running and yelling, “Sir run, it’s an ambush, there’s two of them!”

Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest.
To prove his point, the Air Force general calls over an airman: Airman! Climb that flagpole, and once you are at the top, sing ‘Wild Blue Yonder’, and then jump off! YES SIR! replies the airman. He takes off for the flagpole like a shot, scales up it, sings the anthem, salutes, and jumps off, hitting the ground at attention. The general dismisses him. Now that’s bravery! exclaims the general.
Ah, that’s nothing, says the Admiral, Seaman! A seaman appears, YES, SIR!! Take this weapon, he offers him an M14, Scale that flagpole, balance yourself on top, stand at attention, present arms, and sing ‘Anchors Aweigh.’ Salute each of us, and jump off.
YES SIR!! replies the seaman. He sprints for the flagpole with the weapon high over his head, and completes the task perfectly. Now that’s courage! says the admiral.
Courage, nothin’ snorts the Army general. Get over here, private! YES SIR!! replies the private. Put on full combat gear, load your pack with these rocks, scale that flagpole, come to attention, present arms, and sing the National Anthem, salute each of us, and then climb back down, head first. YES SIR!! replies the private, and completes the task. Now that is a brave man! Beat that!!
They all look to the Marine General. Private, he says.
YES SIR!!
Put on full combat gear. Put these two dogs in your pack. Using only one hand, climb that flagpole. At the top, sing ‘The Halls of Montezuma’, put your knife in your teeth, and dive off, headfirst.
The private snaps to attention, looks at the general and says, **** YOU SIR!!
The general turns to the others and says, Now THAT’S bravery!

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US MARINE CORPS VIETNAM 7X50 MILITARY BINOCULARS $275.00

Antique Grammont Marine Binoculars Paris FRANCE WWI $45.00

Extremely Rare Zeiss Marine-Glas Turret Binoculars $3,383.00

WW2, Dienstglas 7 x 50 Marine Binoculars, Wide Angle $59.95

Avon Marine Binoculars Decanter Tribute Cologne – Full $5.00

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Avon Marine Binoculars Decanter $0.99

Vintage 1973-74 Marine Binoculars Glass Avon Bottle $9.99

WW2 MARINE BINOCULARS -M15 AND CASE–BOTH GREEN– RARE! $110.00

Vintage Avon Bottle Decanter Marine Binoculars Mint Box $9.95

WW2 French Jumelle Marine BINOCULARS in case $125.00

Vtg Janelle Paris Marine Binoculars Leather Wrapped $14.99

Avon Marine Binoculars – Tai Winds af/sh & cologne 1973 $8.00

Avon Marine Binoculars Tai Winds Aftershave & Cologne $4.99

AVON MARINE BINOCULARS COLOGNE BOTTLE WITH ORIGINAL BOX $2.99

Vintage 1973 Avon Marine Binoculars NEW IN BOX! $9.99

Avon Marine Binoculars Decanter $2.99

10×50 MARINE BINOCULARS RANGEFINDER RETICLE Compass $89.95

Binoculars, Jumelle, Marine, Center Focus, WWII? Used $60.00

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OLD Antique Paris Merchant Marine Binoculars & Case $159.00

AVON TRIBUTE COLOGNE (Marine Binoculars) 4 oz $7.53

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MERCHANT MARINE BINOCULARS $150.00

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SERBIA YUGOSLAVIA BINOCULARS MARINE 10X50 $99.00

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Vintage Avon Marine Binoculars Set Decanters N/R $12.99

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Buying Binoculars In The UK? Things To Consider When Buying Binoculars

If you are buying binoculars in the UK, you can often find yourself overwhelmed. You simply want a good pair of binoculars, but now you have the salesman or saleswoman giving you all these technical features, when you simply want to buy a good pair of binoculars.

There is several routes we could go with, when buying binoculars in the UK. Either we can go forward with buying the highest priced pair we can see in the retail shop or online or we can learn all about the technical specifications. However, none of this is necessary.

It is good to become informed about the basics of buying binoculars. That way, you can buy a pair of binoculars that meets your needs, rather than the need of the salesman or saleswoman.

The first point to consider when buying binoculars in the UK is what you want the pair of binoculars for? Some uses of binoculars are:

* Bird and Animal and Nature Watching
* Stargazing
* Marine
* Hunting
* Site Seeing
* Concerts and Musical Events
* Camping

Depending on your needs, you could buy a low cost pair of binoculars or you can move forward with a higher end pair of binoculars.

Now that you have an idea of why you want to buy a pair of binoculars, it is time to get ideas. Having a look online can help you find the best prices, however, it is a great idea to look at local stores and find binoculars that you feel good about, and handle well. There is no point buying a pair of binoculars only to find that they you and the binoculars don’t get along!

Binoculars come with numbers. This could be a number such as 7X35. This number tells you some useful information about the pair of binoculars that you are intending to buy. The first number is the magnification. In the example, that is 7 times magnification. The second part or the 35 in the example above, is the diameter of the front lens.

Another point to consider is the warranty. Buying binoculars, especially the high end models could cost a few hundred pounds. Make sure that the pair of binoculars you are buying comes with a warranty of at least 12 months. Though generally you will find that the binoculars work for years, it is best to have a warranty just in case.

Before closing this article, if you wear eyeglasses, consider whether the binoculars you want to buy actually can work with your eyeglasses on. This is a point sometimes overlooked, and could make the binoculars of no use to you.

If you are purchasing online, have a look at the information listed. If it does not give details, you may want to consider emailing the store or giving them a quick call before buying the binoculars.

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